BABY LADY!

Lisa sent me a package, which really made me happy. She sent me her derby picture, some suckers, some stickers, and a wonderful letter. Oh, how I miss my Lisa! So, I am sending her back a letter and some stuff I made.

Here's the cover for the mix CD! [It's Volume 2 because I made her a "Lisa 'n Me!" CD a while back.]

I also made her a couple of little screened roller-skate patches.


I'm not sure what else I'll throw in there, but I bet I'll find something good.

UNEMPLOYMENT OVER, SUCKAS!

'Cause I'm a ballaaaaaah! Uh. Yes, so. Today was my first day at my new job. I'm a secretary at a small photography company. It's a good thing that I spent that 3 years in college, eh? This job doesn't even pay half of my rent, so I'm still looking for something else.

Also. Obviously the trailer for "Where the Wild Things Are" made me even more excited. But, I am kind of equally as excited for the other Dave Eggers movie "Away We Go." I've never been so in love with John Krasinski. I mean look at 'em. Dreeeeamboat.

HOLY EFFIN' YUMAN SHIT!

They are making a fucking movie. And do you know what it is? The Stanford Prison Experiment! And do you know what it's called? The Stanford Prison Experiment!!!

If I was capable, I'd have a total boner right now. And do you know who's in it? Mr. Jesse Eisenberg. He's such a dreamboat. (You know, Walt from The Squid and The Whale.) He's the poor man's Mikey Cera and my current unrealistic crush- only because the existence of Paper Heart tore me all up inside.

But Zimbardo and Eisenberg. All of my wildest dreams are coming true.

"SOUNDS ESSPENSIVE"

This is my friend Steven. He's super tall and lives on a strict diet of fast food [McDonald's, in particular] and Brule's Rules. He's been known to cry while watching Planet Earth, though I haven't yet seen it with my own eyes. He's a real good kid.

Unrelated story- Last night, at about 2 am, my friend Ben drove me around Palos Verdes and tried to convince me that this one nice mansion was the one used for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Granted it was a big white house, but it wasn't even in Bel Air. The intranets confirmed that Ben is a liar and doesn't know what he's talking about.

Hip [Pretentious] Crayon Drawings!

So. I just spent all night doing crayon/pen and ink drawings of people from the Factory. Why? Who knows. Andy Warhol came out looking like a male model, but it's from a self-portrait in 1964, so he was looking pretty young then. Still, he's too hunky-looking. The others are Nico, Edie Sedgwick, and Ondine. When I realized it was about to be 2 am, I got excited because I thought "Hey, at least with this time change it'll only be 1 again!" And then I remembered that it is Spring and I am an idiot. I guess it's nice that I can still be "artsy," when there's nothing on TV- even if I do just wind up with a couple of drawings that would be cute if done by a 7th grader. Only 7th graders like Warhol. 7th graders and me!

I WANT TO BRUSH TEETH!

Seeing as how I love dental hygiene (...oh, right), I themed my bathroom with the best [and biggest!]pair of teeth known to man. Get it? That's why the toothbrush is so large. And here's the part where I change the lyrics to many Queen songs to reflect the importance of brushing your teeth to really drive the point home. Like "one year of brushin' is better than a lifetime of none." Or "he's just a poor boy, with a bad gum disease..." Maybe even, if you prefer, "another one bites the brush?" Too much? Yeah, I thought so.